Dryer than Gandhi’s flip flop goes the well worn expression. So fittingly Mohandas K’s home state, as well as being predictably arid, is alcohol free as well.

It’s what the great man would’ve wanted.

Not ideal if you’re an English cricket fan though.

Does anyone know where I can get a beer from in Ahmedabad?

I’d even take Lion Strong at room temperature*, the Sri Lankan pisshead’s drink of choice, at this stage.

Pull yourself together Wiss, things aren’t that bad. Maybe I can learn something about myself during this spontaneously enforced spell of prohibition.

Fresh water melon juice could be the future……

Happy Diwali everyone!

* Hello Phil, China, Tom, Pat & Ben!