Thank you to everyone for the texts, tweets and emails. Being a Luton Town fan, for the most part, is no fun. Then every so often, when you least expect it, something absolutely, indescribably wonderful happens.

It’s mid-morning in the hostel, residents rummage around for something approaching backpacker breakfast. The sun’s beating down outside. The fog is clearing. It clears quicker with the news.

Luton Town 1 Wolverhampton Wanderers 0

Unbelievable Jeff!