One for the plumbers, especially Cousin Tommy and his mate John, both avid subscribers to Dances With Chazzwazzers.
I know what you’re thinking. The designer’s taken his inspiration from Noel’s House Party there. I knew that programme had to be good for something, but I didn’t expect to find its legacy right here in India’s fourth biggest city.
Also, as you can see, for the busy Mumbaikar, the feature that lets you combine the act of two of the ‘The Three S’s’ simultaneously. Time for one extra methi paratha in the morning, maybe?
I’ll have a word and see if they can put a shaving mirror in somewhere to enable the user to do all three.
Meanwhile, the cistern of choice is an “Egret Commander Watertech”, offering residents of this great city, “The Seal of Trust since 1961.” Apparently.
Give me a Dudley Duoflo any day, eh fellas?
*…..of one, probably.
November 20, 2012
henrywisson
Dances With Chazzwazzers 
8 responses to “Bathrooms of Bombay: A DWC Special (Number one of a series*)”
Ross
November 20th, 2012 at 15:47
Brilliant!
Hope all is well mate, it is a cold wet dark Tuesday afternoon, perfect time for a coffee and a blog catch up! Ross
henrywisson
November 21st, 2012 at 02:56
Good ol’ boy Gall.
More random stuff heading your way. Bathroom toilets and poo jokes; DWC has clearly reached a new nadir.
You wouldn’t get Palin doing this sort of sh1t…..
Nick Harding
November 21st, 2012 at 09:10
I think they’re on to something there Henry, now they just need to sort out a waterproof storage area for the Andrex and an appearance on dragon’s den surely beckons?
henrywisson
November 21st, 2012 at 09:54
Oh indeed sir.
Maybe somewhere for the newspapers/ Farmers Weekly/ Tatler/ Razzle too?
Even Deborah Meaden would invest in that one. I’ll go halves on the profits with you…..
Chubbs
November 21st, 2012 at 14:36
I think you will find that proves every inappropriate conversation we have ever had boy !
Sarah Wisson
November 21st, 2012 at 15:30
Hi H
Hope you are well. I think you are forgetting that being able to do all 3 s’s together will only affect 50% of the human population – the ones which can multi task!!!!! So you might be narrowing down your potential sales market – just a thought before you go on Dragons Den!!!!
I am sure I do not need to say which half of the population they are!!!!
Take Care
Sarah x
henrywisson
November 21st, 2012 at 17:14
Ha ha, good on yer girl.
Hope all’s well? Love to Lewis & Jodie. X
Lyn Nash
November 24th, 2012 at 20:22
Try living on a boat! That’s usual, and when you have a nice long soapy shower, it does wonders for state of loo!!
Have fun on your travels